- Fractured clavicle (at the sternum…a rarer form of the fracture)
- bruised and/or fractured ribs on both the front and the back
- as yet unknown shoulder damage (we’re still dealing with just the clavicle…need a CT scan to ascertain whether it’s displaced and may require surgery and of course the insurance company is dragging its feet signing off on the CT scan)
- severely bruised or otherwise damaged right shoulder blade (how my bike jersey survived intact given the road rash I’m sporting is beyond me)
…basically my upper right side is a big mess…
Landing on the back of my skull has produced no damage. Given how thick it’s been speculated to be here on the blog that should be no surprise I guess. Right after the fall I did think to myself, “Wow I sure did hit my head hard…I wonder if I have a concussion?”…which was immediately followed by “You idiot, if you had a concussion the first thought in your head wouldn’t be ‘Do I have a concussion?’…it would be ‘duh…garble, garble, blah, blah, duh’”
I’m in a lot of pain. Sleeping is hard. Everything is hard. This sucks.