S*** Disturbing…

Page Six is in full “Page Six Mode” today regarding CNN and Elliot Spitzer and Piers Morgan…

Ted Turner must be flinging his remote at the wall in despair. CNN, the cable network he founded, is poised to turn its prime-time schedule over to two disgraced public figures, ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer and former British tabloid editor Piers Morgan, in its desperate bid to restore lost ratings.

And get a load of this…

A source said, “CNN is so desperate, they’re totally abandoning Turner’s original vision of impartial reporting. With talent like Spitzer on board, the people hosting the news will be more controversial than any guests they could book.”

That has a familiar ring to it. I’ll leave it to you to figure out who it might be…